p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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