I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Randomize
