Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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