his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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