Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
50% drunk capacity currently
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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