All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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