what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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