Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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