At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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