I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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