Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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