I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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