she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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