nut hugger
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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