Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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