This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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