he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You pole danced in your parka.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
