i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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