question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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