Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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