There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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