Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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