Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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