windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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