In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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