My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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