im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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