If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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