I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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