it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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