you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
