What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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