I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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