my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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