I wannas sexs uuuuu
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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