weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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