your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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