Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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