It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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