let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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