don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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