you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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