im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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