It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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