I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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