Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Is it penis luge time yet?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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