who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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