whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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