Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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