If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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