so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Can you bring me the toilet please
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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