Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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